The Liquor Story

JOHNNY WALKER Was hunting with

MARTINI & ROSSI when he met

HIRAM WALKER coming down

COBBA CREEK with

QUEEN ANNE who lived on the.

CUTTY SARK up in

HUDSON'S BAY near the

GREEN RIVER He took her, smelling like

FOUR ROSES over to the

TOWN TAVERN where he removed her

GOLD LABEL and tickled her with

THREE FEATHERS until she was

BLACK & WHITE and dying for his

CANADIAN CLUB with the

RED CAP He put his

STANDFAST in her

JORDAN VALLEY so they rented

OLD OVERHOLT'S room at the

MARYLAND CLUB and it was

PERFECTION when he stuck his

WHITE HORSE into her

VAT '69 times and pumped his

TEACHER'S HIGHLAND CREAM until her

OLD DRUM was stretched as wide as

MOUNT VERNON and being

SCOTCH he didn't even give her a

SILVER DOLLAR

NO I ...

Girl you look so mesmerizing
You got me fantasizing
Your man's lost but you don't wanna find him
He's played you like a fool...twice or many more times?

Oh yeah I know you see me smiling
Maybe we shouldn't but we vibin' ... i ain't tryin..
Do you think that he would mind if
I took you for a dance or two

I've waited long enough, kept telling myself this was so tough...
So please make up your mind
Because we're wasting precious time.... that's not worth even a rusty dime..

I'm not gonna treat you like
Another girl on the side... like you think I didn't slide
No I... No I... No I... No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

You ain't ever gonna change him
So tell me what you're contemplating... it's just time wasting...
Baby why you keep me waiting
I don't know what to do

So you tried to tell him last night
Well that better be the last time
That you let the moment pass by
I can't get enough of you

I've waited long enough, kept telling myself this was so tough...
So please make up your mind
Because we're wasting precious time.... that's not worth even a rusty dime..

I'm not gonna treat you like
Another girl on the side
No I... No I... No I... No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

I see you holding hands
I gotta hold it back
You shoulda told him that
I am the only one, girl
Won't you make up your mind so
I can move on in life knowing
That you're by my side
So many reasons for you to believe in our love

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I