Monday, 9 February 2009

The Liquor Story

JOHNNY WALKER Was hunting with

MARTINI & ROSSI when he met

HIRAM WALKER coming down

COBBA CREEK with

QUEEN ANNE who lived on the.

CUTTY SARK up in

HUDSON'S BAY near the

GREEN RIVER He took her, smelling like

FOUR ROSES over to the

TOWN TAVERN where he removed her

GOLD LABEL and tickled her with

THREE FEATHERS until she was

BLACK & WHITE and dying for his

CANADIAN CLUB with the

RED CAP He put his

STANDFAST in her

JORDAN VALLEY so they rented

OLD OVERHOLT'S room at the

MARYLAND CLUB and it was

PERFECTION when he stuck his

WHITE HORSE into her

VAT '69 times and pumped his

TEACHER'S HIGHLAND CREAM until her

OLD DRUM was stretched as wide as

MOUNT VERNON and being

SCOTCH he didn't even give her a

SILVER DOLLAR

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