~ oF bFF's & the bF's ! ~

"bFF" or "Best Friends Forever" is the fourth episode of the ninth season of the Comedy Central series South Park.

It first aired on March 30, 2005. The episode is based on the Terri Schiavo case and won a 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program.. but this ain't no show i'M gonna talk abt today .. lolx..

Let tha' fun begiN:

***'bFF' vs 'bF' now thats a real sucker punch for all ya ladies out there*** (bFF ain't mean fcuking softies lyk sissy pots .. jz so ya knoe!)

so now i'll provide a guideline for ya'll .. aite ;)

the 'bFF' syndrome is usually needed by em' ladies to keep close 2 sum1 & share all of their secrets & stuff(endless yappity-yap abt their lyf).. bFF can be from both genders no matter it's a d*cK or a sl*t

the 'bF' howeva shud be a guy K.. i've nuthin againts the sexually-challenged couples bt I strongly tend it shud be a DUDE.. lolx( note: m nt a sexist ! duh! ) the bF plays the role of a slave in their ladies lyf .. doin everything except crying in the r'ship .. haha.. so guys .. gd luck

***thank god m still single.. ladies do take note aite***

while some of the bF's begs 4 mercy to be released .. the ladies hav a hard time to choose from.. Commitment aint their game nowdays .. specially the oneZ who do NOT .. i REPEAT DO NOT trust MEN... arrgh! lolsers .. what's the beef??? kindly eXplain aite.. get a response & keep ya grudge baby ... i aint hating if u into luvin :)

bK 2 business --> bFF or bF ? pros & cons :

1. Commitment - to give in or nt 2 giv in .. that is the question which many find hard to resolve.. its based on ya lyfstyle actually .. get involved if ur really getting bored wid those flings ... if ya ain't willing to go 4 the love lockdown.. stay single bt nt available things can get steamy bt guys will come & go ryt ladies ;)

2. Loneliness - is killing every1 .. we need peepz around us .. 24-7 if possible .. some hav siblings & parents bt sum need more than that thus the need for one of the above occurs in a gurls lyf... she's nt sick & tired from her family, bt she needs the partner in crime i shall say 2 save her from all the grief & sorrow which lyf has 2 offer.. sharing the joy & i quote a bOmb who's lines struck me deep aite.. “To get the true value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.” --Mark Twain- Thus : one of the above is needed :P

3. Best Man 4 ya lyf : ladies/gurls/honeyz/mi amor's :P... tough call.. i say go with the bFF coz they make you laugh.. cry..hate..4give..pleased..touched..felt lyk yr their only fren ever :p.. who needs a bF which is gonna suck sumday if yr already havin a ball wit the new & improved version : THA 'bFF'

2 condlude the post... i've made sum mistakes in the past.. bt i'd b no bf material aite if i was nt givin U some assistance .. i wanna b a super bFF ;P .. ANY TAKERS????

p/s : guys/dudes - the bF rulez one... bFF's rulez tha world :P

Don't Eva hate the Playa'*(d*Ck/sl*t).. hate tha game ...

Gd luck choosing ya own!(pick me aite..lolx xoxoxo)