I miss the way you talked to me and the way you use to care...
I miss the way you smell so good...
I miss the way you stared...
I miss the way you were always there...
I miss the way you made me laugh...
I miss the way you held me tight...
I miss the way you use to hold my hand...
I miss the way you use to kiss me sweets...
I miss the way you use to smile at me...
I miss the way your not around...
But most of all i miss you only two times of the day when my eyes are opened and when they are closed.
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Sunday, 15 February 2009
Thursday, 12 February 2009
i've got a valentine .. yay! or maybe if he's nt all that (refer below)
Here's a smattering of the corny, hideous, hellacious, overhyped, cynical, insensitive treats we get to look forward to on February 14th ... Ain't love grand?
Ahhh, February 14. Hearts and roses, reservations and red lingerie. Sounds romantic, but let's get real here, ladies: V-Day can be anything but victorious. And who do we have to thank for that? M-E-N. Okay, besides the three guys on earth who come up with creative dinner ideas and adorable trips in advance (and honey, if you have one, hold on like a glove to a ski tow), most of the male species disappoints.
From terrible gifts to a sudden case of amnesia (wait, wasn't today, uh, Lincoln's birthday or something?), many of us are left hanging ... even those of us who think Valentine's is the cheesiest day of the year. Read on for more cringeworthy moves.
1. Saying he doesn't believe in hokey commercial holidays two seconds after you've given him a cute card.
2. Telling you, "God, we're never going to be able to get a dinner reservation tonight because it's stupid Valentine's Day."
3. Giving you wilted supermarket flowers.
4. Confiding to you at a Valentine's singles party that the only thing he finds appetizing are the free red martinis.
5. E-mailing you the morning of the 14th to say, "Hey, so what are you up to tonight?" He's not asking you out, just wondering if you'll be out with someone else.
6. Taking you to a fast-food drive-through, then renting Basic Instinct and inviting you back to his dorm room/shady apartment to watch it with his roommate.
7. Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."
8. Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.
9. Insisting on treating you to a lavish dinner and ordering tons of appetizers, the priciest entrée, and two bottles of wine (most of which he drinks). Then when the bill comes, Loverboy asks if you can throw in, say, 80 bucks or so.
10. Setting tentative plans but not telling you exactly what time he's picking you up or where you're going. Then — surprise! — at 9:45, he tells you he's stuck at work, then says, "You're not mad, are you?"
11. Then telling you before he hangs up, "Look, I really wanna make it up to you," but not bothering to nail down a date.
12. Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)
13. Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.
14. Giving you ghastly mall-rat jewelry that you saw on his sister the week before.
15. Doing the deed with you, then crying afterward because his ex-girlfriend Mandy broke up with him last Valentine's Day.
16. Waiting until February 13th to make plans with you because, hey, you're his girlfriend and he knows he's getting some action.
17. Taking you anywhere that serves two-for-one meals.
18. Sending you carnations with baby's breath and plastic freestanding heart ornaments that are so ugly, you have to do an Edward Scissorhands on them before you can put them on your desk at work.
19. Wearing a Cupid costume.
20. Inviting you out for an evening with him ... and his mother.
Ahhh, February 14. Hearts and roses, reservations and red lingerie. Sounds romantic, but let's get real here, ladies: V-Day can be anything but victorious. And who do we have to thank for that? M-E-N. Okay, besides the three guys on earth who come up with creative dinner ideas and adorable trips in advance (and honey, if you have one, hold on like a glove to a ski tow), most of the male species disappoints.
From terrible gifts to a sudden case of amnesia (wait, wasn't today, uh, Lincoln's birthday or something?), many of us are left hanging ... even those of us who think Valentine's is the cheesiest day of the year. Read on for more cringeworthy moves.
1. Saying he doesn't believe in hokey commercial holidays two seconds after you've given him a cute card.
2. Telling you, "God, we're never going to be able to get a dinner reservation tonight because it's stupid Valentine's Day."
3. Giving you wilted supermarket flowers.
4. Confiding to you at a Valentine's singles party that the only thing he finds appetizing are the free red martinis.
5. E-mailing you the morning of the 14th to say, "Hey, so what are you up to tonight?" He's not asking you out, just wondering if you'll be out with someone else.
6. Taking you to a fast-food drive-through, then renting Basic Instinct and inviting you back to his dorm room/shady apartment to watch it with his roommate.
7. Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."
8. Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.
9. Insisting on treating you to a lavish dinner and ordering tons of appetizers, the priciest entrée, and two bottles of wine (most of which he drinks). Then when the bill comes, Loverboy asks if you can throw in, say, 80 bucks or so.
10. Setting tentative plans but not telling you exactly what time he's picking you up or where you're going. Then — surprise! — at 9:45, he tells you he's stuck at work, then says, "You're not mad, are you?"
11. Then telling you before he hangs up, "Look, I really wanna make it up to you," but not bothering to nail down a date.
12. Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)
13. Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.
14. Giving you ghastly mall-rat jewelry that you saw on his sister the week before.
15. Doing the deed with you, then crying afterward because his ex-girlfriend Mandy broke up with him last Valentine's Day.
16. Waiting until February 13th to make plans with you because, hey, you're his girlfriend and he knows he's getting some action.
17. Taking you anywhere that serves two-for-one meals.
18. Sending you carnations with baby's breath and plastic freestanding heart ornaments that are so ugly, you have to do an Edward Scissorhands on them before you can put them on your desk at work.
19. Wearing a Cupid costume.
20. Inviting you out for an evening with him ... and his mother.
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
~ oF bFF's & the bF's ! ~
"bFF" or "Best Friends Forever" is the fourth episode of the ninth season of the Comedy Central series South Park.
It first aired on March 30, 2005. The episode is based on the Terri Schiavo case and won a 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program.. but this ain't no show i'M gonna talk abt today .. lolx..
Let tha' fun begiN:
***'bFF' vs 'bF' now thats a real sucker punch for all ya ladies out there*** (bFF ain't mean fcuking softies lyk sissy pots .. jz so ya knoe!)
so now i'll provide a guideline for ya'll .. aite ;)
the 'bFF' syndrome is usually needed by em' ladies to keep close 2 sum1 & share all of their secrets & stuff(endless yappity-yap abt their lyf).. bFF can be from both genders no matter it's a d*cK or a sl*t
the 'bF' howeva shud be a guy K.. i've nuthin againts the sexually-challenged couples bt I strongly tend it shud be a DUDE.. lolx( note: m nt a sexist ! duh! ) the bF plays the role of a slave in their ladies lyf .. doin everything except crying in the r'ship .. haha.. so guys .. gd luck
***thank god m still single.. ladies do take note aite***
while some of the bF's begs 4 mercy to be released .. the ladies hav a hard time to choose from.. Commitment aint their game nowdays .. specially the oneZ who do NOT .. i REPEAT DO NOT trust MEN... arrgh! lolsers .. what's the beef??? kindly eXplain aite.. get a response & keep ya grudge baby ... i aint hating if u into luvin :)
bK 2 business --> bFF or bF ? pros & cons :
1. Commitment - to give in or nt 2 giv in .. that is the question which many find hard to resolve.. its based on ya lyfstyle actually .. get involved if ur really getting bored wid those flings ... if ya ain't willing to go 4 the love lockdown.. stay single bt nt available things can get steamy bt guys will come & go ryt ladies ;)
2. Loneliness - is killing every1 .. we need peepz around us .. 24-7 if possible .. some hav siblings & parents bt sum need more than that thus the need for one of the above occurs in a gurls lyf... she's nt sick & tired from her family, bt she needs the partner in crime i shall say 2 save her from all the grief & sorrow which lyf has 2 offer.. sharing the joy & i quote a bOmb who's lines struck me deep aite.. “To get the true value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.” --Mark Twain- Thus : one of the above is needed :P
3. Best Man 4 ya lyf : ladies/gurls/honeyz/mi amor's :P... tough call.. i say go with the bFF coz they make you laugh.. cry..hate..4give..pleased..touched..felt lyk yr their only fren ever :p.. who needs a bF which is gonna suck sumday if yr already havin a ball wit the new & improved version : THA 'bFF'
2 condlude the post... i've made sum mistakes in the past.. bt i'd b no bf material aite if i was nt givin U some assistance .. i wanna b a super bFF ;P .. ANY TAKERS????
p/s : guys/dudes - the bF rulez one... bFF's rulez tha world :P
Don't Eva hate the Playa'*(d*Ck/sl*t).. hate tha game ...
Gd luck choosing ya own!(pick me aite..lolx xoxoxo)
It first aired on March 30, 2005. The episode is based on the Terri Schiavo case and won a 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program.. but this ain't no show i'M gonna talk abt today .. lolx..
Let tha' fun begiN:
***'bFF' vs 'bF' now thats a real sucker punch for all ya ladies out there*** (bFF ain't mean fcuking softies lyk sissy pots .. jz so ya knoe!)
so now i'll provide a guideline for ya'll .. aite ;)
the 'bFF' syndrome is usually needed by em' ladies to keep close 2 sum1 & share all of their secrets & stuff(endless yappity-yap abt their lyf).. bFF can be from both genders no matter it's a d*cK or a sl*t
the 'bF' howeva shud be a guy K.. i've nuthin againts the sexually-challenged couples bt I strongly tend it shud be a DUDE.. lolx( note: m nt a sexist ! duh! ) the bF plays the role of a slave in their ladies lyf .. doin everything except crying in the r'ship .. haha.. so guys .. gd luck
***thank god m still single.. ladies do take note aite***
while some of the bF's begs 4 mercy to be released .. the ladies hav a hard time to choose from.. Commitment aint their game nowdays .. specially the oneZ who do NOT .. i REPEAT DO NOT trust MEN... arrgh! lolsers .. what's the beef??? kindly eXplain aite.. get a response & keep ya grudge baby ... i aint hating if u into luvin :)
bK 2 business --> bFF or bF ? pros & cons :
1. Commitment - to give in or nt 2 giv in .. that is the question which many find hard to resolve.. its based on ya lyfstyle actually .. get involved if ur really getting bored wid those flings ... if ya ain't willing to go 4 the love lockdown.. stay single bt nt available things can get steamy bt guys will come & go ryt ladies ;)
2. Loneliness - is killing every1 .. we need peepz around us .. 24-7 if possible .. some hav siblings & parents bt sum need more than that thus the need for one of the above occurs in a gurls lyf... she's nt sick & tired from her family, bt she needs the partner in crime i shall say 2 save her from all the grief & sorrow which lyf has 2 offer.. sharing the joy & i quote a bOmb who's lines struck me deep aite.. “To get the true value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.” --Mark Twain- Thus : one of the above is needed :P
3. Best Man 4 ya lyf : ladies/gurls/honeyz/mi amor's :P... tough call.. i say go with the bFF coz they make you laugh.. cry..hate..4give..pleased..touched..felt lyk yr their only fren ever :p.. who needs a bF which is gonna suck sumday if yr already havin a ball wit the new & improved version : THA 'bFF'
2 condlude the post... i've made sum mistakes in the past.. bt i'd b no bf material aite if i was nt givin U some assistance .. i wanna b a super bFF ;P .. ANY TAKERS????
p/s : guys/dudes - the bF rulez one... bFF's rulez tha world :P
Don't Eva hate the Playa'*(d*Ck/sl*t).. hate tha game ...
Gd luck choosing ya own!(pick me aite..lolx xoxoxo)
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