Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Slumdog Millionaire


Back in the 1960’s Canadian scholar Marshall McLuhan predicted that the technological revolution in communications and the development of global communication networks would result in worldwide cultural homogenization, or what he called a ‘global village’. Has the arrival of McLuhan’s vision resulted in U.S. led “homogenization” or something different?

What was wonderful about the essay answers was that the students all rejected the cultural imperialism trope and argued that they were experiencing a kind of “hybrid” culture, in things like Chinese Hip Hop and Indian Film Noir. What was crucial was that the art be authentic, even if it was borrowed from multiple sources.

Slumdog Millionaire, made on a budget of $15 million, was that ultimate cultural hybrid. McLuhan was wrong as were the visionaries of “McWorld”–where American fast food culture would wipe out all the local alternatives. We do have a global village, but it is more like Los Angeles where 100 languages and cultures cross fertilize on a daily basis. In a speech to the Los Angeles World Affairs Council, USC’s President Steve Sample quoted the consul general of Israel for Los Angeles, which he called “something of a miracle.”

By and large, people relate to eachother as individuals - not as groups, not as categories, not as stereotypes. Coming from the Middle East, where ethnic divisions have paralyzed us, I am in awe of the positive cross-cultural interaction between the people of Los Angeles.

So in the end, Slumdog has two lessons for Hollywood. The first is that you don’t have to spend $150 million to make a great movie, that works all over the world. The second is that it is in our differences that we find original stories and meaning. Just making one more bloated sequel will not be enough.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

*Your the voice in my head .. I miss you .. miss you*

I miss the way you talked to me and the way you use to care...
I miss the way you smell so good...
I miss the way you stared...
I miss the way you were always there...
I miss the way you made me laugh...
I miss the way you held me tight...
I miss the way you use to hold my hand...
I miss the way you use to kiss me sweets...
I miss the way you use to smile at me...
I miss the way your not around...
But most of all i miss you only two times of the day when my eyes are opened and when they are closed.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

i've got a valentine .. yay! or maybe if he's nt all that (refer below)

Here's a smattering of the corny, hideous, hellacious, overhyped, cynical, insensitive treats we get to look forward to on February 14th ... Ain't love grand?

Ahhh, February 14. Hearts and roses, reservations and red lingerie. Sounds romantic, but let's get real here, ladies: V-Day can be anything but victorious. And who do we have to thank for that? M-E-N. Okay, besides the three guys on earth who come up with creative dinner ideas and adorable trips in advance (and honey, if you have one, hold on like a glove to a ski tow), most of the male species disappoints.

From terrible gifts to a sudden case of amnesia (wait, wasn't today, uh, Lincoln's birthday or something?), many of us are left hanging ... even those of us who think Valentine's is the cheesiest day of the year. Read on for more cringeworthy moves.

1. Saying he doesn't believe in hokey commercial holidays two seconds after you've given him a cute card.

2. Telling you, "God, we're never going to be able to get a dinner reservation tonight because it's stupid Valentine's Day."

3. Giving you wilted supermarket flowers.

4. Confiding to you at a Valentine's singles party that the only thing he finds appetizing are the free red martinis.

5. E-mailing you the morning of the 14th to say, "Hey, so what are you up to tonight?" He's not asking you out, just wondering if you'll be out with someone else.

6. Taking you to a fast-food drive-through, then renting Basic Instinct and inviting you back to his dorm room/shady apartment to watch it with his roommate.

7. Handing you a rose cast in gold because "This flower won't die. Just like my feelings for you will never die, baby."

8. Making you a lame heart-shaped card cut from notebook paper with "IOU one gift" written on it.

9. Insisting on treating you to a lavish dinner and ordering tons of appetizers, the priciest entrée, and two bottles of wine (most of which he drinks). Then when the bill comes, Loverboy asks if you can throw in, say, 80 bucks or so.

10. Setting tentative plans but not telling you exactly what time he's picking you up or where you're going. Then — surprise! — at 9:45, he tells you he's stuck at work, then says, "You're not mad, are you?"

11. Then telling you before he hangs up, "Look, I really wanna make it up to you," but not bothering to nail down a date.

12. Dumping you the day before because he didn't want to torment you by going through the motions. (At least you could've gotten one last fancy meal out of the deal.)

13. Buying you chocolates the day after V-Day because the prices were slashed.

14. Giving you ghastly mall-rat jewelry that you saw on his sister the week before.

15. Doing the deed with you, then crying afterward because his ex-girlfriend Mandy broke up with him last Valentine's Day.

16. Waiting until February 13th to make plans with you because, hey, you're his girlfriend and he knows he's getting some action.

17. Taking you anywhere that serves two-for-one meals.

18. Sending you carnations with baby's breath and plastic freestanding heart ornaments that are so ugly, you have to do an Edward Scissorhands on them before you can put them on your desk at work.

19. Wearing a Cupid costume.

20. Inviting you out for an evening with him ... and his mother.

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

~ oF bFF's & the bF's ! ~

"bFF" or "Best Friends Forever" is the fourth episode of the ninth season of the Comedy Central series South Park.

It first aired on March 30, 2005. The episode is based on the Terri Schiavo case and won a 2005 Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program.. but this ain't no show i'M gonna talk abt today .. lolx..

Let tha' fun begiN:

***'bFF' vs 'bF' now thats a real sucker punch for all ya ladies out there*** (bFF ain't mean fcuking softies lyk sissy pots .. jz so ya knoe!)

so now i'll provide a guideline for ya'll .. aite ;)

the 'bFF' syndrome is usually needed by em' ladies to keep close 2 sum1 & share all of their secrets & stuff(endless yappity-yap abt their lyf).. bFF can be from both genders no matter it's a d*cK or a sl*t

the 'bF' howeva shud be a guy K.. i've nuthin againts the sexually-challenged couples bt I strongly tend it shud be a DUDE.. lolx( note: m nt a sexist ! duh! ) the bF plays the role of a slave in their ladies lyf .. doin everything except crying in the r'ship .. haha.. so guys .. gd luck

***thank god m still single.. ladies do take note aite***

while some of the bF's begs 4 mercy to be released .. the ladies hav a hard time to choose from.. Commitment aint their game nowdays .. specially the oneZ who do NOT .. i REPEAT DO NOT trust MEN... arrgh! lolsers .. what's the beef??? kindly eXplain aite.. get a response & keep ya grudge baby ... i aint hating if u into luvin :)

bK 2 business --> bFF or bF ? pros & cons :

1. Commitment - to give in or nt 2 giv in .. that is the question which many find hard to resolve.. its based on ya lyfstyle actually .. get involved if ur really getting bored wid those flings ... if ya ain't willing to go 4 the love lockdown.. stay single bt nt available things can get steamy bt guys will come & go ryt ladies ;)

2. Loneliness - is killing every1 .. we need peepz around us .. 24-7 if possible .. some hav siblings & parents bt sum need more than that thus the need for one of the above occurs in a gurls lyf... she's nt sick & tired from her family, bt she needs the partner in crime i shall say 2 save her from all the grief & sorrow which lyf has 2 offer.. sharing the joy & i quote a bOmb who's lines struck me deep aite.. “To get the true value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with.” --Mark Twain- Thus : one of the above is needed :P

3. Best Man 4 ya lyf : ladies/gurls/honeyz/mi amor's :P... tough call.. i say go with the bFF coz they make you laugh.. cry..hate..4give..pleased..touched..felt lyk yr their only fren ever :p.. who needs a bF which is gonna suck sumday if yr already havin a ball wit the new & improved version : THA 'bFF'

2 condlude the post... i've made sum mistakes in the past.. bt i'd b no bf material aite if i was nt givin U some assistance .. i wanna b a super bFF ;P .. ANY TAKERS????

p/s : guys/dudes - the bF rulez one... bFF's rulez tha world :P

Don't Eva hate the Playa'*(d*Ck/sl*t).. hate tha game ...

Gd luck choosing ya own!(pick me aite..lolx xoxoxo)

Monday, 9 February 2009

sonnet G-18

Love is a crime,

Love is a game….

Play it wise..or you’ll be insane…

Behold the curse upon it’s name…love is a crime….driving me insane……

Fallen souls pay tribute to this rhyme….,

love is eternal….It doesn’t count time…..

As painfull it may seem, i have in between…..

to cut away the feelings that wants to break my heart…

Love creates ambition……..

thy shall not rest..till a dagger pierces thy heart,

why need enemies, when love is there..

it will provide joy and sorrow as long as you want…

the fact indeed when someone is in need for expression of thy heart……….

But one day i shall be free…

that will make you cry…but you won’t see me..

enough is enough…..shall i suffer along this passage taken for long i will be gone………

flying….flying…flying in the sky ..

the breeze kept me alive so i shall see you again..

not avenge my misery but to ask why my love…

I had a final look at her and said my goodbye…till we meet again was her reply…………..

i paused for a second and felt something deep…..

i heard a voice that said,

"love is a crime………love is a game..play it wisely or you will be insane",

i loved her with all of my heart….but it did not meant anything right from the start…

i wonder have i gone mad….staring at her picture, and turning time back………this is how i fade off with the misery of life..

trust me my friends,

in love…war shall arise but why sacrifice?

LOVE IS INSANE, but why am i in vain……………….?

X_pressed by,

RAJ

a reply to 10 things i *cussing his heart out* hate abt u !

1) Love sux ... haha ... it cud hav suck but it sux ! stalkers fuck off!

2) Sharing is caring ... share bt dont care ;) assholes galore!

3) DTA - stands for don't trust anyone.. building trust in others ain't foolish its juz dumb-founded.. lolx...

4) Prince Charming AM NOT ... betta get ready for loadsa *cussin* ;)

5) Comparing others keeps making me superior ... i knoe there's ppl with 0% self-confidence & that AIN'T ME ! ;)

6) Puking aint kewl... nor its an endurance test ..

7) Ain't listening 2 any shit abt responsibilities = U have your OWN 2 worry abt! !@#$$$%%

8) Never go IAR'ship if you can't commit yrself to the pressure ... money ain't gonna bust ya out!

9) I'd care less if ppl try to even remember me for any of my mishaps ... meaningless !

10) Born on the 10th of July - seeking the meaning of life .. S&C for lyf till i find her :P

*S&C - ~senseless & clueless~®

The Liquor Story

JOHNNY WALKER Was hunting with

MARTINI & ROSSI when he met

HIRAM WALKER coming down

COBBA CREEK with

QUEEN ANNE who lived on the.

CUTTY SARK up in

HUDSON'S BAY near the

GREEN RIVER He took her, smelling like

FOUR ROSES over to the

TOWN TAVERN where he removed her

GOLD LABEL and tickled her with

THREE FEATHERS until she was

BLACK & WHITE and dying for his

CANADIAN CLUB with the

RED CAP He put his

STANDFAST in her

JORDAN VALLEY so they rented

OLD OVERHOLT'S room at the

MARYLAND CLUB and it was

PERFECTION when he stuck his

WHITE HORSE into her

VAT '69 times and pumped his

TEACHER'S HIGHLAND CREAM until her

OLD DRUM was stretched as wide as

MOUNT VERNON and being

SCOTCH he didn't even give her a

SILVER DOLLAR

NO I ...

Girl you look so mesmerizing
You got me fantasizing
Your man's lost but you don't wanna find him
He's played you like a fool...twice or many more times?

Oh yeah I know you see me smiling
Maybe we shouldn't but we vibin' ... i ain't tryin..
Do you think that he would mind if
I took you for a dance or two

I've waited long enough, kept telling myself this was so tough...
So please make up your mind
Because we're wasting precious time.... that's not worth even a rusty dime..

I'm not gonna treat you like
Another girl on the side... like you think I didn't slide
No I... No I... No I... No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

You ain't ever gonna change him
So tell me what you're contemplating... it's just time wasting...
Baby why you keep me waiting
I don't know what to do

So you tried to tell him last night
Well that better be the last time
That you let the moment pass by
I can't get enough of you

I've waited long enough, kept telling myself this was so tough...
So please make up your mind
Because we're wasting precious time.... that's not worth even a rusty dime..

I'm not gonna treat you like
Another girl on the side
No I... No I... No I... No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I

I see you holding hands
I gotta hold it back
You shoulda told him that
I am the only one, girl
Won't you make up your mind so
I can move on in life knowing
That you're by my side
So many reasons for you to believe in our love

No I can't bare to see you with him
When you should be with me
No I just can't stand to see you cry
No I
No I won't let you down
I'll be there when I should be around
No I can't be without you girl
For even one more night
No I